Wanna find out all the crazy things you say in your sleep? There's an app for that! Since we've been married, one of the funniest things has been all the hilarious things that Ryan blurts out in the night. In order to reveal to him how entertaining he is, I got this app that is a voice activated recorder, so you leave it on all night and it only records when someone is talking. It has not only illustrated to him his funny sleep talking, but it has also shown us that not only does he talk in his sleep, but so do I, AND we have CONVERSATIONS in our sleep in the middle of the night! Apparently, we're meant to be. Here are just a few examples.
Ryan: Little....little....little....little bo peep? Nuh uh, now its not gonna happen
Ryan: Whatcha reading about?
Me: What?
Ryan: What are you reading?
Me: I'm not really reading anything....
Ryan: Oh okay
Ryan: Hey buddy....feelin' okay??
Ryan: You know what....take that to the tollway though... you're not shooting that gun! I'm telling alright, you're not! Don't even think about it!
Me: Look at that its red!!
Ryan: What is?
Me: The room!
Ryan: Oh laying on your.. on your side?
Me: Yeah, it like, it kinda like warms it up so the red like dilludes itself
Ryan: Oh thats interesting.
Ryan: The, the monkey...wearing stupid clothing
Me: Wanna play? This ones dead, ya know that? No? Yeah they are
Ryan: (Said with a western accent) Its kinda cool if drive fast
Ryan: Dad? Is that good? Your slacks?
Me: mmmhmmm
Ryan:You look up? Stradict?
Me: mmmhmmm
Ryan: Put together a tiny bit of a bill!
Ryan: You knew it was gonna happen you dumb idiot girl! You knew it was gonna happen and you do it anyway, you freakin morons!
Me: Me?
Ryan: Yeah, all of you, you knew it would flip it at the end. Why don't you ever think ahead huh?
Me: Oh noooo, sorry! Sorry you could beat us!
Ryan: Sup the street Rydawg? Pretty good. Its alright, not too great yet. Just okay. Yeahhh, not great but not terrible over here. All right then. Keep it up, keep it good. See ya dude.
Ryan: Hahahahahaha.....football TV is the best day
Ryan: Hurry and step in, step in, step in, STEP, come on, NOW! Don't talk to me.
Ryan: Dude I had an incoup site literally like days after you told me to get one. Like thats not even one single bit exaggerated. Literally. Ask, ask little sister vibration she's like one and a half down street, down some street. So suck on that biatches who don't believe me.
Me: Not a q-tip, toilet paper!
Friday, February 19, 2010
Monday, February 8, 2010
There is a reason healthy sounds like it should start with hell...
There are two things that I hate immensely: going without diet coke, and vegetables. (And school. But thats another story) Thanks to healthy challenge, or as I like to call it, hell-thy challenge, I am going to have to stop loathing both of those things. Why is this necessary? Well here's a little illustration of what had in our basement.
So, Healthy Challenge is 12 weeks long (Ryan and I are catering this one to end at the finish line of our half marathon at the end of March) but basically there are several things that you must do each day, and you get a point for each requirement. The seven possible points are made up of:
1) Eating 5 fruit or vegetable servings a day.
2) Getting atleast 7 hours of sleep a night.
3) Drinking 64 oz of water a day
4) No carbonation
5) Getting atleast 30 minutes of exercise a day
6) No unhealthy food (ie chips, french fries etc)
7) No sweets (this one KILLS me)
You get 3 "flex points" a week, where you can have a sweet, drink a soda etc. These are useful if you don't have time to exercise or don't feel like making yourself swallow disgusting vegetables for a day.
My parents started this challenge last year, and everyone put in $20 bucks to start. There were about 20 people competing, so the total money contributed ended up being about $400. Everyone emailed my mom their points, and the person with the most points at the end of the challenge got the prize of the $400. My roommates and I all participated last time, which definitely upped the competion (I remember one time accidentally forgetting that the chocolate covered strawberries at Zupas were considered sweets, and taking a bite, while my roomate Courtney watched and after I finished, she said triumphantly, "HAH!! Sweet point!!" Thanks Courtney....) My roomates and I ended up winning last time and splitting the prize money three ways.
This time, our motivation is if Ryan and I both keep a perfect score, we will either go on a fun weekend trip somewhere, or he can buy a gun and I can go on a shopping spree :) However, if anyone is interested in doing the healthy challenge with us, let me know and we can get one start one like my parents did!
We've been doing this for about a week now, and I can already tell a difference in how I feel. Although atleast 30% of the time I am miserable because I want peanut butter m & m's or a diet coke soooo bad, the other 70% of the time, I defintiely have more energy and feel WAY better when I run. Hopefully it all keeps going good and we don't die in the half marathon!
These are the things that have saved me so far on this challenge and have helped taked the hell out of healthy:
-Edamame- A suprisingly undisgusting vegetable! They sell 12 individually microwavable packages of this stuff for like $7 at Costco
-"Caffeine water"- aka flavored packets of deliciousness that may or not have laces of caffeine in them.... I'm calling these my diet coke nicorette.
-Stacy's cinnamon Pita Chips- A healthy, semi sweet snack that helps dull my sweet cravings
Apparently, we drink A LOT of soda.
So, Healthy Challenge is 12 weeks long (Ryan and I are catering this one to end at the finish line of our half marathon at the end of March) but basically there are several things that you must do each day, and you get a point for each requirement. The seven possible points are made up of:
1) Eating 5 fruit or vegetable servings a day.
2) Getting atleast 7 hours of sleep a night.
3) Drinking 64 oz of water a day
4) No carbonation
5) Getting atleast 30 minutes of exercise a day
6) No unhealthy food (ie chips, french fries etc)
7) No sweets (this one KILLS me)
You get 3 "flex points" a week, where you can have a sweet, drink a soda etc. These are useful if you don't have time to exercise or don't feel like making yourself swallow disgusting vegetables for a day.
My parents started this challenge last year, and everyone put in $20 bucks to start. There were about 20 people competing, so the total money contributed ended up being about $400. Everyone emailed my mom their points, and the person with the most points at the end of the challenge got the prize of the $400. My roommates and I all participated last time, which definitely upped the competion (I remember one time accidentally forgetting that the chocolate covered strawberries at Zupas were considered sweets, and taking a bite, while my roomate Courtney watched and after I finished, she said triumphantly, "HAH!! Sweet point!!" Thanks Courtney....) My roomates and I ended up winning last time and splitting the prize money three ways.
This time, our motivation is if Ryan and I both keep a perfect score, we will either go on a fun weekend trip somewhere, or he can buy a gun and I can go on a shopping spree :) However, if anyone is interested in doing the healthy challenge with us, let me know and we can get one start one like my parents did!
We've been doing this for about a week now, and I can already tell a difference in how I feel. Although atleast 30% of the time I am miserable because I want peanut butter m & m's or a diet coke soooo bad, the other 70% of the time, I defintiely have more energy and feel WAY better when I run. Hopefully it all keeps going good and we don't die in the half marathon!
These are the things that have saved me so far on this challenge and have helped taked the hell out of healthy:
-Edamame- A suprisingly undisgusting vegetable! They sell 12 individually microwavable packages of this stuff for like $7 at Costco
-"Caffeine water"- aka flavored packets of deliciousness that may or not have laces of caffeine in them.... I'm calling these my diet coke nicorette.
-Stacy's cinnamon Pita Chips- A healthy, semi sweet snack that helps dull my sweet cravings
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